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July 2nd, 2010 | 
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Annie
Look who turned 25 this past Sunday.
It’s the Hardworking Hubby celebrating with a fish bowl of vodka and other nom noms.
This giveaway is now closed. Congratulations to Lisa comment #15!
OWNERS NOTE: At the conclusion of this giveaway this post had 100 entries. Due to an error on my blog on 5/25/2010 and having to have my host service restore to their last back up date of 5/23/2010 any entries that were received after this date will not show but were accounted for at the original draw for a winner.
I am soooooo excited to share this great giveaway from ArtisticSensations.com with you!
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Kim from Artistic Sensations and I, have teamed up to offer you this AMAZING giveaway of bedroom decor for kids!
Kim’s company, Artistic Sensations offers kids bedding, furniture, art and other decor in a huge variety of designs and themes.
I have looked over every item she sells and let me tell you, I could spend a small fortune redecorating our children’s bedrooms!
So, what’s at stake you ask?
For this giveaway Kim has graciously offered up some splendid items! One winner will get to choose if they would like to receive the Boy items or the Girl items.
For the boys, we have the Lifeguard Lamp, the California Dreamin Pillows, and the Hawaiian Shirts Rug as pictured below.
For the girls, we have the Beach Fun Lamp, Flip Flop Pillows and the Flip Flops Rug as pictured below.
Each of these prizes packs is valued at OVER $200!!!!
So, I know, you are just DYING to know how you can WIN!
For starters, you need to head over to ArtisticSensations.com, browse around and then pop back over here and leave me a comment telling me what item(s) catch your eye.
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Disclosure
Hi.
I am Tatertot.
Or Monkey.
Whichever you prefer to call me.
I am 2 years old and I rule this joint.
I am the baby of the family so the way I see it, everything is about me.
All.The.Time.
I am an extremely active little man.
I enjoy playing outside, throwing my toys around the house and making huge messes for everyone else to clean up.
One of my favorite things to do is undress myself when my mom or dad puts me down for a nap or to bed for the night.
I am a nudist.
I like to let it all hang out.
And, occasionally, I like to pee on my bed or the floor.
My mom’s always telling me I’m lucky I’m so damn cute or I’d be history by now.
I think she says this just because she gets frustrated when she finds me with my wiener hanging out and discovers I have wet sheets.
I’m also a competitive food thrower.
Seriously.
I can launch food up to 50 feet.
I just enjoy watching it splat in the end.
Another thing I like is to laugh.
There are A LOT of thing that I find to be extremely funny.
Like farts and nipples and burps and stuff.
All of it makes me chuckle.
Oh, and I don’t like to express myself verbally unless I really have too.
My favorite word is Mommy.
Everyone is Mommy.
Until they ignore me.
I also say “Eewww” and “Owie” a lot too.
I think bugs are pretty cool right up there with sand, sticks and rocks.
I have tons of really cool toys but I’d rather just run wild in the backyard beating my fists on my chest.
The best part of being me is I am continuously pampered by the bigs in my world.
If I poo or pee in my diaper all I have to do is point to it and Ta-da! Next thing I know is I’m laying on my back, hands behind my head chillaxing while someone else cleans the poo and pee off my junk and bottom.
If I get dirty, the bigs give me a bath and clean me up and then I smell very nice.
See….it’s rough being me.
Sorry, have to run now, it’s time for me to get naked and run around the backyard while my mommy tries to catch me.
See ya later!
