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In recent days, the little Tatertot has become a kissing machine.
I love getting little kisses from my little man.
He kisses my lips, my cheeks, my eyes, my nose, my forehead.
I am okay with all of these.
But now, now he is obsessed with kissin’ mah bewbs.
Yes.
The twins.
The girls.
The lady lumps.
The boy is all over them.
It was bad enough that he already suffered from a seriously nipple obsession.
Poking and prodding at the nearest nipple not caring whose body they were attached to.
I could even handle the occasion hand going down my shirt and the ‘WOW’ coming out of his mouth.
But now….
Now we are on a whole new level.
He is now constantly kissin’ on my bewbs.
We’re talking 24/7 any chance he gets
Smooch
Smooch
He’s even gone as far as showing me his boobies too.
Now maybe this is normal for a child who exclusively breastfed for his entire first year of life without a bottle in sight, but I’m still confused!?

Although we have reached the end of Breast Cancer Awareness month, please continue to do your part in the fight against this horrible disease.
In the 31 days of posting my Daily Dose of Boobs related material I have shared this information with over 1,000 people and am quite please with that.

The colors on my blog will go back to normal and my avatar will change her clothes but even though these things will happen, I will still continue to support the cause, pray for a cure and keep hope in my heart that someday this disease will not affect the world as it currently does.

With that in mind, I thought this month should end on a happy note, so here is a little something to make you chuckle and I hope you bust up laughing as much as I did, in an almost piss my pants while driving my car kind of way.

Enjoy!

By Robert Lund

And just in case you didn’t follow that, here are the lyrics:

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD’s
MRE’s and PFD’s
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin’ cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi’s Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Your claims I’m breast-obsessed are true
We’re quite a pair ’cause I’m a boob too

As Breast Cancer Awareness month comes to a close and I prepare to wrap up my series of postings on all things boobie related,  I wanted to take this time to hear how breast cancer has affected you, my readers.

I know that many of you have been or had family members and friends that have been diagnosed, survived or lost their lives due to this horrible illness.

Please take a moment and leave a comment below and share your story with others.

If you would like to remain anonymous please feel free to put Anonymous in the name field and just a dummy email address.

Thank you for sharing your story, your thoughts and your words with the rest of us.

Again, not my body, not my tattoo but this speaks volumes to me.

Many women are forced to deal with the reality of having breast cancer and the chance that they will have to have a breast lumpectomy operation to remove the tumor. This is a terrible ordeal for the ladies to deal with and family support must be there to help the woman with her physical and emotional state.

The chemotherapy used in some of the treatments can be very taxing on a person and will make them tired and exhausted during the initial phases. After this time the cancer is slowed with the treatment so that there will be more time to be used in saving her.

Finding out all the facts about breast cancer and other cancers is as easy as asking your GP next time you see them. They will have all the information you need and councilors to speak to if you would like to talk. Dealing with cancer is a big effort but together as a team we can help beat it for the people we love.