Now, everyday I check out the free listings on Craigslist because honestly, people give away some really awesome shit!
Today’s listings looked like this:

Thu Feb 11

fun for you on v-day – (green bay)

FREE COUCH!!! – (Seymour,WI) pic

egg cartons – (green bay)

kitchen sink 22by33 2 tubs yellow – (marinette)

Free Staples coupons – (Tracy’s Groceries-West Green Bay)

Extra McDonalds coupons and Arbys coupons I have to give – (Tracy’s Groceries-Military Ave)

Honestly, the last thing I need in my house is another couch (ecspecially since this one was a Pappazan couch), empty egg cartons, coupons for Staples since I’d have to drive almost an hour to shop there and really….I don’t need anything else to encourage me to eat at McDonalds or Arbys. The kitchen sink and the tubs on the other hand, those I could probably find something to do with but still I ignored the ad.

This left me with fun for you on v-day – (green bay).

Cause really….everyone deserves to have a little fun on V-Day.

Never in eleventy million years did I expect to read this:

I paid $ 40.00 out of the pure romance catologe and am ready to upgrade!! this new TONGUE OF FUN toy has sid by sid controls for the ultimate vibration and a littl nub for a targeted clitoral stimulation! with just a little disinfetent it will be as good as new FREE TO GOOD HOME! for those alone on V DAY

(This is NO JOKE. Here is the link http://greenbay.craigslist.org/zip/1597066742.html
Yeah.

I’m pretty sure I just threw up in my mouth a little.
A USED Tongue of Fun, FREE TO A GOOD HOME.
Eww.
Ewwwww.
EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Really.
I don’t know what more can be said about this.

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