Really.
I’m not lying.
She really should.
She’s a natural.

First off, if you’re not reading Shauna Glenn’s blog, you should be shot.
She’s beyond funny.
Every post she writes makes me laugh so damn hard. I tinkle in my pants daily thanks to her.
TMI?
Too bad.

Okay, where was I going with this again?
Oh yeah, Shauna Glenn should TOTALLY write Bios for a living.
It’s her calling.
Earlier this week she wrote THIS POST.

What do you think you are doing?
There is no skipping ahead here.
Go read her damn post then come back.
And make it fast so I can continue with my story.

Waiting………..
Waiting…………
Waiting………….

Cripes! Took you long enough.
Welcome back!

So, yeah, Shauna wrote that post and I of course told her she could write me a new Bio.
And.
She delivered.

This morning, I woke up to an amazing Bio in my Inbox from Shauna.

Get ready, here it is….my bio, written by the incomparable Shauna Glenn

I’m a complicated woman with a passion for things like Vanilla Creme coffee from Kwik Trip and the ORIGINAL 90210. I collect frogs–well, not frogs as in live ones, but things that have frogs ON them–again, not live frogs on things–it’s not like I go around stapling frogs to coffee mugs–that would be wrong. Oh. Never mind. I wish I hadn’t mentioned the frog thing. Please pass the tequila.

Isn’t it wonderfully amazing?

I love how she described me to a T!

Thank you Shauna, you are the best dude!
XOXO- Mucho love for you!

(Disclaimer: Shauna Glenn did not pay me to write this post and tell the world just how amazingly awesome she is!  In yo face FCC!)

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