In case you are new to my blog, my apologies that this is the first post you get to read.

Actually, wait, why am I apologizing for being me?

I take that back.

This is me.

Deal with it.

I am a bitch!

I have been called a bitch numerous times lately and apprently it was supposed to offend me and be news to me.

Sorry, you are wrong.

You have not offended me.

I am well aware of the fact that I am a bitch.

This is a fact that I have NEVER denied.

If you don’t like the way I am, then guess what, nobody is forcing you to talk to me, be friends with me or even like me.

You are not under any obligation to talk to me.

If you don’t like something I have to say then don’t listen to it.

I don’t know how many times this will need to be brought to YOUR attention, but your calling me a bitch does not offend me it just helps to reassure me that I am doing a damn good job being me!